The Imperial Republic of The United Kingdoms of America is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Elector Sam Amidala with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.61 billion Americans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United City of the Republic. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,916 trillion United Kingdom Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 165,605 United Kingdom Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, a government program is underway to revitalize The United Kingdoms of America's beaches, and few that venture into government archives are ever seen again. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Kingdoms of America's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

The United Kingdoms of America is ranked 20,804^th in the world and 23^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 17.6 billion capita.